We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Made me go back to school

EazyDoesIt79

my body, my right!

NikkiWalt

Pffttt....thought it was his body

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was always treating other people's bodies like property

NikkiWalt

Did I tell you that could speak?

Oh what I have to deal with here....

FabulousFantasticFifty

I snapped and kicked her azz!

EazyDoesIt79

has a violent streak

2011rocket3touring

She was into "stare down" contests, but never took off her glasses...

NikkiWalt

wouldn't play my favorite songs on his guitar

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her favorite song was "50 WaysTo Leave Your Lover!"

sparrish531

Had 50 ways to love my lever

FabulousFantasticFifty

Came up with 50 excuses to leave me

ClubSilencio

She developed arthritis and could no longer give me foot rubs.

NikkiWalt

He never meant "foot" rubs

trunkbay3434

Kept asking what my shoe size was...

NikkiWalt

finally answered size 3

trunkbay3434

Was too nice, not enough naughty.

backontheattack

Kept on being naughty with all the neighbours

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was arrested for attacking random Men in the subway!

trunkbay3434

Was a cop and had PTSD!

Insert_Catchy_Username

I was jealous of all the skin he showed in his profile pic.

kodiakj77

She kept putting her hands in the air....It was like she just didn't care....

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always rappin to other girls!

slimgirljo15

Hated my singing ..actually my speaking too

DSwales11

I couldn't keep up with her.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was too slow

FromHadesWithLove

Our lives were running in different directions.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She lived on the wrong side of the tracks. Or maybe I did!

ClubSilencio

I gave her 5 solid years and she still could not exhibit mastery of the grilled cheese sandwich.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wasn't happy with my quesadillas!