We broke up because...
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Was turned on by resisting all 50 states and there capitals during sex......... That was odd, lol1
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She ran off with the neighbour0
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She wanted more of me and I had nothing left to give0
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Could never keep up0
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Was more flexible than I was0
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Called me loose!0
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Called her Lucy an she heard wrong, but it still wasn't her name
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Asked me to call him Ethel0
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Light dressing up as the characters in the village people, while I sang YMCA0
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She kept trying to steal the show with her amazing voice.0
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Stole anything she could get her hands on0
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I think he was a stalker0
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Tried server me black coffee every morning when you know I like Splenda and nondairy creamer0
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Found her with someone else's cream1
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She was too sexy for me. Made me feel insecure.0
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He always smelled like the gym0
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He always smelled like my ex-boyfriend Jim!0
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Hated the studded collar I bought for him0
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Always tried to turn her lovers to Pets0
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She was always buying accessories for me which was sweet but she bought them at PetSmart....1
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Got all offended when I told her she was smarter than my last Pet!0
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Constantly playing with my hair0
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Wouldn't let me practice my corn rolls on her0
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