We broke up because...
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he escaped from somewhere0
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always called me "he" when I'm a "she"0
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Didn't want to get nekked0
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thought pickles in bed was a good idea0
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Didn't like to get sweaty ..... Sally0
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didn't like my body0
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Fell for another woman0
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insisted on eating peanut butter knowing I'm allergic to peanuts0
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wore her sunglasses at night...0
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Had no face0
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ditto0
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Was a cartoon0
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no muscle either0
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refused to act like a pirate with me0
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refused to run with the bulls0
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Tried to brand me...twice0
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He was too sensitive0
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stole my branding iron0
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Got jealous0
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she had too many feelings0
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