We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Didn't realize my versatility0
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Was hoping for virility not versatility0
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She was Viral
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Just wasn't into me.0
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He just up and disappeared one day!0
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Her ex kidnapped her to play with her hair..0
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She didn't like role playing0
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Mother-in-law.
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She tried to drug my momma0
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Still didn't like role playing.
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He wanted me to roleplay a poodle..too weird0
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Didn't know her place in the house0
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she was too bossy0
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She said play time was only for between 3:00 and 3:100
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you couldn't use the bathroom after her0
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He used the backyard as the bathroom.. neighbors were starting to complain0
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She worried all the time what the neighbors thought but always kept the bedroom curtains open....hmmm....0
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she didn't worry enough about what the neighbors thought so they called the cops! 0
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He told me the wrong time to meet at the island with my bike... on purpose. 1
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She rode her bike more than she rode me lol1
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She put on the brakes to my advances0
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he posted on the page of the beast!
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He never wore a shirt when we went out.. I mean I didn't mind but it got old getting kicked out of places0
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we got kicked out of places because she would pinch guys on the *kitten*!
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He would always lean over and fasten my seatbelt while providing a sports-like play by play.... like this...
He takes it to the buckle. He lines it up. He shoots. HE SCORES! Then he would make crowd cheering noises.
It was when he started making the cheering noise at the end of EVERYTHING that I knew it might not last...0
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