We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Sticks his needle in too many "balloons"0
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Didn't like being safe.0
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Doesn't like my crazy ways0
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Kept forgetting the safe word0
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she said she was kidding there was no safe word!
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He was a scaredy cat0
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Couldn't take that hotness0
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she would jump out from around corners and scare me all the time.0
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Jumped on everyone but me0
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Never wanted to engage in anything.0
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I found out he was engaged0
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He would run around huge horse yelling Engage! Like captain Picard.0
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She had a thing for older men with accents. I couldn't compete.0
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Gave up too easily0
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he said he was the captain! I wanted to be the captain!0
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Tried to mutiny.1
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I wanted him to be Number One but he wanted to be Captain.0
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she drank all the Captain Morgan in the house and danced naked in the front yard where the neighbors could see0
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Was too afraid of what everyone else thought.0
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he would embarrass me in public0
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Never took me out in public. I think he was creeping0
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Couldn't handle my many sides0
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She was moody0
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she wanted me to call her mommy
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He wanted me to call him daddy0
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She wanted me to be her Sugar Momma!0
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She couldn't handle me0
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Bugdude couldn't handle the heavy foreplay.
Edit: whoa forgot to skip to last page. anyway... my post stands.0
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