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    Do you have a favorite quote?

    Posts: 147 Member
    edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
    It can be funny or philosophical....... I'll start:

    "I don't trust Camels or anyone who can go more than a week without a drink!" :happy:

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    • Posts: 491 Member
      This is a quote from "The Office" haha I love it.

      Michael: Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
    • Posts: 278
      Excuses are only good for those that make them!!!!!
    • Posts: 737 Member
      The Winner says "Let me do it for you"
      The Loser says "That's not my job"
    • Posts: 148 Member
      I have a TON of quotes that i just love. But I'll stick to one.

      "Every man dies, but not every man lives."

      It reminds me to live life to the fullest. I don't always do it, but sometimes you've got to remember you've only got 1 life to live and might as well live it up!
    • Posts: 269 Member
      a woman needs a man, like a fish need a wagon
    • Posts: 498 Member
      Mae West - When I am good, I am very, very good, but when I am bad I'm better!!!!
    • Posts: 278
      Mae West - When I am good, I am very, very good, but when I am bad I'm better!!!!

      Love!!
    • Posts: 55
      Favorite QOUTE ever is:

      "Pain is weakness leaving the body"

      Not sure the author but i heard it from a friend who is a Navy Seal instructor. HA!


      Favorite funny one is:

      "You cant fix Stupid"

      -Bill Engvall
    • Posts: 81
      The person that says that it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it.
    • Posts: 55
      "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education" -Mark Twain
      I've always loved that one :)
    • Posts: 125 Member
      Well it seems all mine are quotes from the Bible :smile:

      (I have TONS of favorites, but this is one)

      I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.
      Philippians 4:13

      It reminds me that no matter what excuse I come up with, that ALL things are possible through Him, not just the things I feel like are achievable, but the things like *weight loss* as well. So when I feel like I can't do it, and I should just give up, I rely on the strength that He gives me, and not my own.
    • Posts: 655 Member
      Fave philosophical: "Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics. You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded. Because the elements, the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars. And the only way they could get into your body is if the stars were kind enough to explode. So forget Jesus. The stars died so you could be here today." ~ Carl Sagan

      Fave weight-loss: "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."

      Fave other: "I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together." ~ Marilyn Monroe
    • Posts: 94 Member
      philosophical: I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; And because I cannot do everything I will not refuse to do the something that I can do - Helen Keller.

      other: I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." - Woody Allen.
    • Posts: 3,021 Member
      My quote in my signature thing is one of my favorites.

      Also, I had a gay friend who said he could, 'never date anyone who bled for a week straight and didn't die' and that always gave me a little, 'heck yes, ladies are tough!' kick.


      Pain is weakness leaving the body - was a favorite of my Fhockey coach.
    • Posts: 302 Member
      a woman needs a man, like a fish need a wagon

      I love it!
    • Posts: 836 Member
      "Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other"

      And pretty much anything else said by Reagan.

      Also: “What is best in life, Conan?”

      “To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.”
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      "I am the master of my fate and the captain of my soul."
      William Ernest Henley. 1849–1903
      (From: Invictus)
    • Posts: 122 Member
      FAVE of ALL TIME: It always seems impossible...until its done. (Nelson Mandela)

      FAVE FUNNY: Im going to.show you a little maneuver my mother taught me when I was in junior high. In my experience, it has a 98% success rate in getting a man's attention and when used appropriately--an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation. It's called the "Bend & Snap". (Legally Blonde)
    • Posts: 353 Member
      You don't stop playing when you get old....you get old when you stop playing!!!


      I intend to live forever...or die trying!!!
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    • Posts: 1,525 Member
      My signature :)
    • Posts: 2,468 Member
      "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
      ...Mark Twain
    • Posts: 126
      I am not insane..........I have a certificate to prove it!

      My dads always using this one lol!
    • Posts: 2,209 Member
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    • Posts: 1,138 Member
      "I see you are not yet a man, yet so nearly a corpse!"

      From a particularly bad chop-socky film called Magnificent Natural Fists!
    • Posts: 201
      Ok.. weird ones that just came to me.

      No matter where you go, there you are..
      --Buckaroo Banzai

      I'm not a super hero.. i'm just a Latter Day Saint
      --Orgazmo

      And when Jackie was telling Roseanne that a bedouin can last three days eating just one fig, she replied that her family wouldn't last three days on one bedouin.
      --Roseanne
    • Posts: 14,529 Member
      "Are you going to bark all day little doggy or are you gonna bite?"

      Or anything from Reservoir Dogs! :smokin:
    • Posts: 20
      Reach for the moon..... even if you miss you'll land among the stars :-) (anon)

      'Dance like no one is watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like no one is listening, Live like it's heaven on earth' (w purkey)

      a couple of my fav's :-)))
    • Posts: 554 Member
      I'm your Huckleberry


      And

      I want to be the man the mirro likes to see
    • Posts: 881 Member
      From the file Eagle eye

      "are you guys looking at me........... why you guys looking at me??? you guys better get lost and find me some leads before you are all demoted to something that involves touching **** with your hands"
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