We broke up because...
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She thought I was a he0
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She thought everything could be eaten like sushi0
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I hate sushi he made me eat it every date night0
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He thought I had a third leg ...called me tri0
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She was hiding something massive between her legs0
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She promised shed stop hiding from me0
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Her skills consisted of adult coloring and blowing bubbles0
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She didn't appreciate his particular set of skills.0
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She didn't like the sacrifices I made in her honour0
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She could never look past my faults0
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she had flatulence when we rode tandem bikes0
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He was always making beans and broccoli on his turn to cook!0
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She never took a turn cooking0
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She wanted me to cook but wouldn't do the dishes0
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He was!0
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because she called for MFP forum guys while in her sleep0
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I once woke up to him standing over me with a hammer!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She fired the cook and the maid because he looked like this!
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She promised me this ^ never delivered0
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Tried to take away my "Jack of All Trades"0
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