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I couldn't bear ur load0
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It's hard to hump a wall. I we now have lots of holes. There is no glory0
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He didn't let me hump him0
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She really had the sex part confused. Kept trying to mount me. Wtf0
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Confused me with my best friend..
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she was mad when i "confused" her with her best friend, you both look very similar!0
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She hooked up with some Guy! I think he was a Serial Killer!
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She ate all the cereal0
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She drank all the milk and I had to use water in my corn flakes!0
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She force fed me milk when she knew I was lactose intolerant...0
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She spent all her time in the Ladies Room!0
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She spent all her time spying in the men's room... she said she was just offering them her towel services0
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At least I wasnt offering the "Services" she was offering!
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I asked her to offer me something ...she gave me a hot dog..
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she was never hungry0
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we never slept. slowly dieing from extra curricular activities0
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wouldnt offer any extras! ;p0
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She wouldnt cook for me0
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wore me out0
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Wanted to wear me..as an accessory0
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she refused to be my trophy wife0
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wouldnt be my Arm Candy!0
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Ate all my candy0
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Ate up my confidence then Spat it out!0
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She spit constantly0
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i got nothing lol *total blank* (waits for the comments on that one)0
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He was brainless0
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He never has anything interesting to say
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wouldn't let me talk0
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