We broke up because...

jgkoutr

I couldn't bear ur load

Mr_Stabbems

It's hard to hump a wall. I we now have lots of holes. There is no glory

jgkoutr

He didn't let me hump him

Mr_Stabbems

She really had the sex part confused. Kept trying to mount me. Wtf

jgkoutr

Confused me with my best friend..
So he says

Mr_Stabbems

she was mad when i "confused" her with her best friend, you both look very similar!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She hooked up with some Guy! I think he was a Serial Killer!

jgkoutr

She ate all the cereal

FabulousFantasticFifty

She drank all the milk and I had to use water in my corn flakes!

RunHardBeStrong

She force fed me milk when she knew I was lactose intolerant...

FabulousFantasticFifty

She spent all her time in the Ladies Room!

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RunHardBeStrong

She spent all her time spying in the men's room... she said she was just offering them her towel services

FabulousFantasticFifty

At least I wasnt offering the "Services" she was offering!

jgkoutr

I asked her to offer me something ...she gave me a hot dog..
Not what I wanted

FabulousFantasticFifty

she was never hungry

T0M_K

we never slept. slowly dieing from extra curricular activities

FabulousFantasticFifty

wouldnt offer any extras! ;p

Mr_Stabbems

She wouldnt cook for me

T0M_K

wore me out

jgkoutr

Wanted to wear me..as an accessory

Mr_Stabbems

she refused to be my trophy wife

FabulousFantasticFifty

wouldnt be my Arm Candy!

jgkoutr

Ate all my candy

FabulousFantasticFifty

Ate up my confidence then Spat it out!

jgkoutr

She spit constantly

T0M_K

i got nothing lol *total blank* (waits for the comments on that one)

LiftingRiot

He was brainless

jgkoutr

He never has anything interesting to say

EazyDoesIt79

wouldn't let me talk