We broke up because...

Mr_Stabbems

No on went with he's shooting blanks??

EazyDoesIt79

he never made any sense

FabulousFantasticFifty

Every time I got a little too aggressive that (His username) is what he'd say!!!

T0M_K

kept changing the safe word

jgkoutr

Her idea of aggressive was kissing w tongue

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didnt like French

T0M_K

she bites my tongue

FabulousFantasticFifty

Is afraid of a little nibble here and there!

jgkoutr

He was always sticking his tongue out ...what else was I to do

Kvm11628

Couldn't problem solve

T0M_K

she slept in a onesie

FabulousFantasticFifty

this was his onsie!

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Kvm11628

Prayed to the porcelain god too often

T0M_K

cuz we realized we were never together.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Had problems accepting reality

T0M_K

she was to young for me

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FabulousFantasticFifty

They both Mocked me and ran off together!

Kvm11628

She was a Mock Trial superstar in high school but that was ALL she talked about.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Never wanted to talk about me, was always about her, her her!!!

Toneloe

She kept wearing her sun glasses @ night.

T0M_K

@Fabulous all our family portraits were of our midsections

jgkoutr

He always took family portraits w strangers

FabulousFantasticFifty

She always avoided meeting my Family!

Toneloe

She always talked to me like I was a stranger.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I have no idea who this Guy in my house is!

Toneloe

She never remembered me the next morning.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He left me for Amnesia

jgkoutr

She thought my name was amnesia