We broke up because...

T0M_K

she doesn't like to be spanked. too conservative.

jgkoutr

He spanked everything including himself

T0M_K

she leaves me speechless.

emmgetsfit

never has anything intelligent to say

FabulousFantasticFifty

Tried to say I was crazy and have me committed!

T0M_K

emmgetsfit wrote: »

never has anything intelligent to say

i know right. i look at her and draw a blank. now you....cuz you have a weird infatuation with cartoon characters.

jgkoutr

He blanks out every time he sees cartoons ...not sure bout this obsession

FabulousFantasticFifty

Banned Scooby from our house!

jgkoutr

U insisted we were on a ghost hunt

emmgetsfit

kept feeding the dog pot and people food

Arathels

Didn't take the dog to the vet after the "Other woman" gave him pot, even though it's toxic to them :O

jgkoutr

She thought we had a dog....we didnt

SliverBulletsUK

We used to have a dog........ then she offered to cook dinner....

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Kvm11628

She needed everything spelled out

jgkoutr

When she couldn't spell my name I knew it was over

slinkybinkydog

She didn't like the crazy name game I was trying to play with her with her name

Kvm11628

Said someone else's name in bed

jgkoutr

Calling me names is not a game

slimgirljo15

Didn't like the pet names I had for her

slinkybinkydog

The pet names I gave were just to sexy

Arathels

She kept calling me a whale!

slinkybinkydog

But I thought whales were cute

jgkoutr

She didn't like my whale tail

slinkybinkydog

jgkoutr wrote: »

She didn't like my whale tail

The tail was to big. It got in the way.

jgkoutr

Haha I've never had a complaint before ...she didn't appreciate what she had

finny11122

She was arrested and got 10 years . I could not wait for her

slinkybinkydog

He didn't realize I was worth the wait

Arathels

She wanted to wait till marriage

jgkoutr

I told her I was already married