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We broke up because...
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She never quite got that a womans place is in the kitchen
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Wanted me barefoot and Pregnant
I had to stick my barefoot where it hurts and kick him to the curb!0 -
She told me I needed to curb my appetite. The nerve!0
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She was ravenous in the Boudoir and I was tired!0
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i could not sit through another episode of matlock0
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He hated his Father Andy Griffith!0
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Time to make babies she was always tired.0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He hated his Father Andy Griffith!
I remember watching matlock when i was younger for some reason haha
We broke up because i was sick of being called her toy boy . Her friends were jealous0 -
He was always toying with my heart like a Boy would!0
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Dressed like Boy George0
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Liked to pretend she was a chameleon0
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Stole my snakeskin boots0
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She was carrying a Reptile inside of her!0
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She kept filling my boots with snakes - really trying to get rid of me.0
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He kept getting so nervous about his boots. I couldn't handle his paranoia any longer.0
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was knocking boots with our neighbor the Snake Guy!
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She was out of my league0
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Never picked me to be on her team!0
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Always tried to manage the teams0
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There were no teams he was delusional0
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Played on the wrong team for me.0
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she was a switch hitter and didn't let me play0
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i prefer naughty..she is nice.0
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her elephant collection took over the house0
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His naughty consisted of a ruler and spankings0
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she kept wanting me to be a he0
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