We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

See???
Selective hearing!

finny11122

She never quite got that a womans place is in the kitchen

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wanted me barefoot and Pregnant
I had to stick my barefoot where it hurts and kick him to the curb!

Kvm11628

She told me I needed to curb my appetite. The nerve!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was ravenous in the Boudoir and I was tired!

finny11122

i could not sit through another episode of matlock

FabulousFantasticFifty

He hated his Father Andy Griffith!

Toneloe

Time to make babies she was always tired.

finny11122

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

He hated his Father Andy Griffith!

I remember watching matlock when i was younger for some reason haha


We broke up because i was sick of being called her toy boy . Her friends were jealous

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always toying with my heart like a Boy would!

Kvm11628

Dressed like Boy George

striderb

Liked to pretend she was a chameleon

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Kvm11628

Stole my snakeskin boots

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was carrying a Reptile inside of her!

striderb

She kept filling my boots with snakes - really trying to get rid of me.

BreezyPeezy5

He kept getting so nervous about his boots. I couldn't handle his paranoia any longer.

FabulousFantasticFifty

was knocking boots with our neighbor the Snake Guy!

PTSDUK

She was out of my league

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FabulousFantasticFifty

Never picked me to be on her team!

striderb

Always tried to manage the teams

jgkoutr

There were no teams he was delusional

Kvm11628

Played on the wrong team for me.

T0M_K

she was a switch hitter and didn't let me play

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T0M_K

i prefer naughty..she is nice.

emmgetsfit

her elephant collection took over the house

jgkoutr

His naughty consisted of a ruler and spankings

emmgetsfit

she kept wanting me to be a he