We broke up because...
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She wanted me to cook but wouldn't do the dishes0
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He was!0
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because she called for MFP forum guys while in her sleep0
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I once woke up to him standing over me with a hammer!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She fired the cook and the maid because he looked like this!
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She promised me this ^ never delivered0
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Tried to take away my "Jack of All Trades"0
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But that was your precious nickname0
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She thought looks counted more0
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Counted my teeth and said I was a hillbilly0
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Started playing the banjo0
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She said that I didn't have any talent!0
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Caught her red handed with Ben & Jerry! Those are MY friends, not yours!0
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He wouldnt let me use his abs as a washboard to clean our clothes!0
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