We broke up because...
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But that was your precious nickname0
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She thought looks counted more0
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Counted my teeth and said I was a hillbilly0
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Started playing the banjo0
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She said that I didn't have any talent!0
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Caught her red handed with Ben & Jerry! Those are MY friends, not yours!0
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He wouldnt let me use his abs as a washboard to clean our clothes!0
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Too cheap to buy us an electric washing machine!1
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I took too many days off0
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His days off were spent hiding from me0
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I found out she was stalking her Ex!0
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Her ex wouldn't stop stalking me0
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Mad as a hatter ..had her committed0
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Hated my hats so wouldn't commit to our relationships!0
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She promised me it was a spa day instead had me committed0
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She said she would take her kittens to the spa with her.0
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She dropped my kitties off at the Humane Society and told me that they were kittynapped!0
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She never had anything to say ..0
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Never happened ..not letting this one go1
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She already had someone. I don't like sharing.0
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She didn't share anything.... not even the bed.0
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She peed everywhere including the bed0
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She never shaved, very grizzly0
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Played the damn cowbell all night0
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