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she always had a "headache"0
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He always have me s headache...0
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^^only when he slapped me in the head0
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I could touch her head and she would claim i slapped her0
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she had an obsession with wanting to touch my head but it was the one above my shoulders0
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His head had a sore on it..not the one on his shoulders
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haha after we started dating sores started popping up on my bits0
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His*bits* fell off
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she left after she discovered I could no longer put out
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He put out for the whole neighbourhood..promiscuous0
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Owes me child support!!!0
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she didn't want a polygamous relationship0
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lilkimi525 wrote: »Owes me child support!!!
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She alway wanted me to lair to her.0
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He took my bill money and went to the casino0
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She always wanted me to lie to her.0
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He wouldn't let me drive his truck!0
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Only wanted to drive after she had to much wine.0
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He didn't understand that you could never have too much wine!0
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^^ lush 0
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