We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

His head had a sore on it..not the one on his shoulders

g44219

haha after we started dating sores started popping up on my bits

slimgirljo15

His*bits* fell off

g44219

she left after she discovered I could no longer put out

slimgirljo15

He put out for the whole neighbourhood..promiscuous

lilkimi525

Owes me child support!!!

g44219

she didn't want a polygamous relationship

lilkimi525

lilkimi525 wrote: »

Owes me child support!!!

Lol

Toneloe

She alway wanted me to lair to her.

debradugas9

He took my bill money and went to the casino

Toneloe

She always wanted me to lie to her.

lilkimi525

He wouldn't let me drive his truck!

Toneloe

Only wanted to drive after she had to much wine.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didn't understand that you could never have too much wine!

slimgirljo15

^^ lush

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always taking me to AA for having wine with communion

IndianaGolfer

She brought more wine to the AA meeting

slimgirljo15

Golf..golf..golf..its all he talked about

jgkoutr

She fed me garage..from the actual trash can

FabulousFantasticFifty

She talked garbage all the time!

jgkoutr

She threw me out like yesterday's garabage

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IndianaGolfer

Always said I smelled funny

FabulousFantasticFifty

there was always something fishy about him!

nitroalley

Didn't know how to handle a fishing pole.

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IndianaGolfer

Was always catch and release

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didn't recognize that I was a great catch! ;p

IndianaGolfer

Said I was big enough to keep

FabulousFantasticFifty

Nope! That's exactly opposite of what I said!

tfrasur wrote: »

Said I was big enough to keep