We broke up because...
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His head had a sore on it..not the one on his shoulders
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haha after we started dating sores started popping up on my bits0
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His*bits* fell off
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she left after she discovered I could no longer put out
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He put out for the whole neighbourhood..promiscuous0
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Owes me child support!!!0
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she didn't want a polygamous relationship0
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lilkimi525 wrote: »Owes me child support!!!
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She alway wanted me to lair to her.0
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He took my bill money and went to the casino0
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She always wanted me to lie to her.0
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He wouldn't let me drive his truck!0
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Only wanted to drive after she had to much wine.0
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He didn't understand that you could never have too much wine!0
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^^ lush 0
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She was always taking me to AA for having wine with communion0
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She brought more wine to the AA meeting0
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Golf..golf..golf..its all he talked about0
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She fed me garage..from the actual trash can0
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She talked garbage all the time!
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She threw me out like yesterday's garabage0
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Always said I smelled funny0
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there was always something fishy about him!0
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Didn't know how to handle a fishing pole.0
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Was always catch and release0
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Didn't recognize that I was a great catch! ;p0
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Said I was big enough to keep0
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