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We broke up because...
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Would never ever pick up the tab - Not that I'd let her.0
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He was always trying to buy other women drinks0
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She would always fall off the wagon then blame me!0
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She kept making characters with variations of my name in Oregon Trail and killing them off.1
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She came to pick me up for a date and showed up with a little red wagon as it were it was her only wheels!0
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She thought I was to embarrassing in the store when Ikept yelling out marco and noone replied polo0
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She was always yelling at her imaginary boyfriend named Marco0
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She set up a camera so that "Marco" could watch.0
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He was too shy in the boudoir0
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She wanted to keep it in the boudoir0
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She wanted to take it outside to the front yard0
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She was always running away!!!0
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Said she was going out for a run, but I found curly red hairs on her shirt.1
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Was always looking through my clothing for evidence of infidelity.0
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Didn't believe that the lipstick on my collar was my own! They were out of napkins dammit!0
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Always had likely stories0
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She never let me paint her toes0
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He wanted to paint the entire toe, not just my nails.0
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Her socks were tattooed on.0
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He said share the snowcone, but he ate it all0
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She never understood what I really meant when I said things.0
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He always tried to correct me0
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She would act up in public like a child in a effort to be "corrected"0
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She likes getting punished just a little bit toooooo much!0
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She wanted the gold stars, but she wouldn't stay in the corner.0
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She got drunk and made out with a 16 year old.0
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She could never even take a joke!0
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he didn't know how to have a little fun and would go over board0
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Wouldn't admit her crush on Justin Beiber0
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She pushed me overboard and I can't swim0
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