We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out she lived in the alley behind my house

nitroalley

Wouldn't make up her mind.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always played mind games

nitroalley

Was off her rocker

FabulousFantasticFifty

Bought me a rocking chair for our anniversary

IndianaGolfer

Broke it over my back

nitroalley

It was a loveseat

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wasn't a fan of my deep tissue massage

slinkybinkydog

Treated me like an old lady

slinkybinkydog

She realized I didn't know how too

FabulousFantasticFifty

Knitted me panties for Christmas

jaedizzle01

Wanted more than I could give

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wouldn't give me the time of day

jaedizzle01

Wouldn't let me go play video games at my friends house

FabulousFantasticFifty

She still hung out in her friends basement to play video games!

He was 15

slinkybinkydog

Video games took over her life. No room for me!

jaedizzle01

She's so judgmental of my childish ways

RunHardBeStrong

Threw temper tantrums in public

FabulousFantasticFifty

Tried to give me spankings

jaedizzle01

Couldn't handle my wild side

FabulousFantasticFifty

Every time the moon came out she'd start howling

jaedizzle01

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Every time the moon came out she'd start howling

Well what else is the moon for but to howl?? Lol


She tried to cage me in a kennel

PaleVermilion

They didn't like Star Wars.

jaedizzle01

Made me watch the movie on repeat for days

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always pulled out his light saber at inappropriate times.

jaedizzle01

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Always pulled out his light saber at inappropriate times.

Lmao!!! Omg that was good

IndianaGolfer

Called it junk !!

jaedizzle01

Wouldn't sword fight me with his saber

PaleVermilion

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Always pulled out his light saber at inappropriate times.

Absolutely brilliant lol

slinkybinkydog

She was always touching me with that light saber needed a few days rest!