We broke up because...

jaedizzle01

Denied me my obsession with food.

slinkybinkydog

Was only trying to help her with her goals then she almost bit my arm off!

jaedizzle01

told me to stop being a cannibal LoL

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She was always trying to eat the neighbors.

deanspools2013

Found out his ex ate his neighbors

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was scared of my ex.

jaedizzle01

because he never said goodnight, he just fell asleep

deanspools2013

Wouldn't let me sleep. I gotta work bae lol

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I found out he was a Chippendales dancer and he wouldn't dance for me

slimgirljo15

Caught him with another cheaterrrrr broke my heart

jaedizzle01

She let the cat have my spot in bed and got mad when I tried to move the cat.... made me sleep on the couch

deanspools2013

I am allergic to cats

slinkybinkydog

He couldn't be around my big fluffy white cat

jaedizzle01

She wanted me to change the litter

slinkybinkydog

I cleaned the rest of the house so why not do that one request?

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Found her cleaning the neighbors house in a French maid outfit.

slinkybinkydog

He didn't like me in that French Maid outfit, it hurt my feelings

deanspools2013

She would do irrational things when her feelings were hurt

jaedizzle01

She would play dress up with me

jaedizzle01

slinkybinkydog wrote: »

I cleaned the rest of the house so why not do that one request?

I guess it's not

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She hated bacon.

jaedizzle01

You didn't cook it right!!!! How could you mess up the most delicious thing on the earth?

slinkybinkydog

I couldn't eat bacon

jaedizzle01

slinkybinkydog wrote: »

I couldn't eat bacon

Say whaaaaaa????

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She hated Oreos. They weren't allowed in the house.

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slimgirljo15

He ran off with the neighbour

jaedizzle01

She played to many games

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Always cheated at Candy Land