We broke up because...
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He he licked everyone else too!
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Wasn't willing to share0
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He wanted to share me with all of his baseball team!
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She would never share ...I like baseball too0
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Would not let me hit a home run0
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I told him he was lucky that I even let him get to second base and he got all foul at me!0
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Got to second base and the filling was coming out of the bag.
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Got offended whenever I'd sing the Rolling Stones "I can't get no satisfaction!"0 -
Would get offended whenever I'd sing Queen "Fat Bottomed Girls"0
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Wouldn't leave my feet alone0
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Wanted to use her feet to raise the tent! 1
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I escaped the basement lol0
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He put me in the basement w his other collection of women0
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She had a thing for creepy basements1
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She was too into me
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Ya I like me some sexy man! 0
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Ya but she followed suit!0
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Need2BFitAgain wrote: »slinkybinkydog wrote: »Ya but she followed suit!
Haha they don't stand a Chance
No they don't
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Team agree! What's our name? 0
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She was involved with another!0
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She was not open to the idea of an open relationship0
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He was opening our bedroom to the whole neighborhood!1
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Didn't like it in public0
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She had a public show in her bedroom every night0
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I was the only one not allowed in her bedroom
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She needed permission for everything0
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She was always peeping in the neighbors bedroom0
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She are marshmallow peeps with every meal. Gross.0
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She got a "deal" on Peeps last Easter and spent a years worth of grocery money on her purchase!
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She threw away my pillow made of peeps0
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