We broke up because...
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Ate all the candy in the game0
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Always force feeding me0
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jaedizzle01 wrote: »
Gallbladder taken out. Side affect grease hurts my stomach0 -
Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »Always cheated at Candy Land
Wouldn't play the game fare0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Always force feeding me
Never wanted to eat0 -
She had a dirty dirty mind!0 -
slinkybinkydog wrote: »jaedizzle01 wrote: »
Gallbladder taken out. Side affect grease hurts my stomach
Well that sucks
want me to eat some bacon for you? 0 -
Couldn't hack my dirty mind0
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Wouldn't let me play in her dirty mind. Lmao0
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There was to many dirty minds all at once0
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Wouldn't let me add to the pile. Lmao0
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The pile was strong already0
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He mowed the lawn before we searched it for snails.0
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She refused to mow her "lawn"0
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She wouldn't give me a style to mow it in. Lmao0
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What can i say? I like fingers.
He gave another woman a foot massage0 -
Had his fingers in someone else's cookie jar0
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You did it to soft! Lmao you didn't have enough umph0
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Said things like "bootylicious."0
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She didn't like my gym pants that said JUICY on the azzzz!0
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I couldn't concentrate at the gym because of those pants and started to slack.0
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He said my bum was too flat and that's why my pants were staring to slack!0
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Wanted me to only wear slacks0
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I took second place to golf0
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She was never supportive of my putt putt golf career0
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