We broke up because...

Kvm11628

Was fluffing someone else's pillows

FabulousFantasticFifty

Would never let me show off my "dirty pillows"

Kvm11628

She was a show-off

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She showed up unannounced and caught me with a Man!

deanspools2013

Caught her with a man again, guess people can't change

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FabulousFantasticFifty

deanspools2013 wrote: »

Caught her with a man again, guess people can't change

He changed into someone else as soon as he put a ring on it!

slimgirljo15

She was way too naughty for me...

Why are your posts being tag for abuse?

IndianaGolfer

I told her I needed to be in shape, she said round is a shape

slimgirljo15

Was a square peg in a round hole..

IndianaGolfer

She became a vegetarian

nitroalley

He didn't eat cucumbers

slimgirljo15

Was *special* friend to half our street

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She was "Special" all right! Small bus Special!

RunHardBeStrong

She said I was special. Turned out she was being sarcastic.

KelARita7

She wouldn't stop talking about her ex

jgkoutr

He always used that as an excuse to get w all my friends

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RunHardBeStrong

She wouldn't tell me her real name. I think she lead a double life.. her other life involved a bunch of kids!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always giving me different names! I didn't even know who she was!

LiftingRiot

She didn't know how to cook

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RunHardBeStrong

He always wanted me bare foot and in the kitchen. Wasn't allowed to do anything but cook and clean

jgkoutr

She had too many stuffed bunnies

FabulousFantasticFifty

She only liked her turkey and brassiere stuffed!

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FabulousFantasticFifty

I didn't have the right tools!

jgkoutr

She stole all my tools and ran off to b w the handy man