We broke up because...
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She was too serious and I didn't smirk like the last guy she had0
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She took my dog and wouldn't give him back0
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She Loved her Ex's Dog more than me!0
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She called me a dog0
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Barked in those special moments1
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She was always barking at me!!!0
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She wouldn't allow me inside the house. ..slept outside w the dogs0
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She always did something to end up in the Dog house!0
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she actually built a dog house and said it was for me to sleep in
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Always fell asleep on me.0
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she would give me wet willies when I fell asleep on her0
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His kisses were way too wet0
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I was too much0
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Inflated sense of self0
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Preferred her inflatable doll to me.0
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Her doll collection was CREEPY0
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she tried to convince me the guy hiding in her closet was a blow up doll
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He was blowing everyone kisses but me0
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she would sing the "better shape up" Grease lyrics to me!
(bet that song is stuck in your head now)
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He was always playing games with me0
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He was too out of shape!-1
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She was always getting bent outta shape over the silliest things0
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She thought I was silly for getting upset that she was fooling around with our Cable Installer!0
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She didn't like my ditch witch0
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she wouldn't go near my cable0
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I lost my phone...0
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He was always killing (more like murdering) the mood! ;p0
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She was never in the mood0
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always had a "headache"0
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Wow. Ok see if I post again.0
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