We broke up because...

RunHardBeStrong

She always confused the salt with the sugar

g44219

she was putting salt peter in my food

J383

Peter who?

Bonny132

Could never remember anyone's name, including mine.

jgkoutr

She made me wash her stocking while she watched..strange foreplay

gianna42

She really wasn't into foreplay

g44219

she was a tease

FabulousFantasticFifty

He always made fun of my kinky hair!

g44219

she shaved my head while I was asleep

RunHardBeStrong

He made me sleep in the garage

slimgirljo15

Caught her naked in the neighbours garage

g44219

Neighbors kept complaining about her peeking in their garage

RunHardBeStrong

He was the neighbor and didn't like sharing

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out he had a wife in Jail for Peeping

BeefyUk

Too classy for me

jgkoutr

He meant glasses he hated my glasses

RunHardBeStrong

She blew all our money on glasses... Lost the house and everything but she looked good!

Kvm11628

She broke our wine glasses with her singing

FabulousFantasticFifty

She'd grimace every time I would serenade her!

Kvm11628

She told me I looked like Grimace. I just liked purple!

deanspools2013

Tired of seeing those purple granny panties

FabulousFantasticFifty

Would never take me shopping for new undies!

Kvm11628

I had to pay all the bills

FabulousFantasticFifty

She ran up the credit cards at the Casinos

g44219

she was addicted to the home shopping network

slimgirljo15

Tight and stingy

RunHardBeStrong

He only bought me things from infomercials and used my bank account to pay for them

g44219

she didn't believe it was the thought that counts

FabulousFantasticFifty

I thought he was rich!


I thought wrong!

g44219

long story short. Car broke down. I got home late. She took a rolling pin too me!