We broke up because...
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She always confused the salt with the sugar0
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she was putting salt peter in my food0
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Peter who?
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Could never remember anyone's name, including mine.0
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She made me wash her stocking while she watched..strange foreplay0
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She really wasn't into foreplay0
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she was a tease0
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He always made fun of my kinky hair!0
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she shaved my head while I was asleep0
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He made me sleep in the garage0
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Caught her naked in the neighbours garage0
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Neighbors kept complaining about her peeking in their garage0
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He was the neighbor and didn't like sharing0
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I found out he had a wife in Jail for Peeping0
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Too classy for me0
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He meant glasses he hated my glasses
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She blew all our money on glasses... Lost the house and everything but she looked good!0
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She broke our wine glasses with her singing0
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She'd grimace every time I would serenade her!0
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She told me I looked like Grimace. I just liked purple!0
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Tired of seeing those purple granny panties
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Would never take me shopping for new undies!0
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I had to pay all the bills0
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She ran up the credit cards at the Casinos0
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she was addicted to the home shopping network0
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Tight and stingy0
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He only bought me things from infomercials and used my bank account to pay for them0
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she didn't believe it was the thought that counts0
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I thought he was rich!
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long story short. Car broke down. I got home late. She took a rolling pin too me!
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