We broke up because...

Kvm11628

She Handled too many hoses

slimgirljo15

I didnt have a hose

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didnt have a real hose!

musclegood_fatbad

Said my hose sprayed too much

FabulousFantasticFifty

His hose sprung a leak way before the warranty was up!

J383

Never enough hose action

FaatSara

Too much hose action!

slimgirljo15

She didn't like my fake hose

gianna42

She thought there was such a thing as too much action

Kvm11628

She was all talk and no action

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slimgirljo15

She had something I didn't want to catch

gianna42

She wouldn't share her something

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always trying to be someone elses catch!

VikMcAnik

Something was fishy...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didnt trust me!

slimgirljo15

He said I smelt..

FabulousFantasticFifty

she smelt it so must have delt it!
And way too often!

Jayar01

I could never keep beano in the house

slinkybinkydog

He ate to much beans. Not a pretty picture!

slimgirljo15

Too gassy

ulcaster555

she still has her head upside down

slinkybinkydog

He didn't care for trying new things

juniperBush123

She Always wanted new things, it got expensive. But the sex was good

slinkybinkydog

He was cheap! Gave him all I have and still nothing!

FabulousFantasticFifty

All she had was 34 bucks and a beat up Yugo!

g44219

she was too much of a material girl

RunHardBeStrong

He didn't like living in my material world

g44219

made me listen to non stop Madonna on road trips

J383

She kept tell me to shake my salt shaker. I don't like salt though...