We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didn't appreciate a good argument that led to making up!

nitroalley

Couldn"t inspire altitude.

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g44219

she never wore shoes! went bare footed everywhere!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didn't like the hippie in me

LiftingRiot

She was too Scooby-Dooish

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didn't like when I'd say "Ruh Roh"

CMB1979

One moved to Netherlands. Next one and I didn't agree on anything.

jgkoutr

Forfeit play to her was wagging her but in my face

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She ripped my favorite tanktop trying to be "sexy". Property damage isn't sexy, grow up!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wanted someone with less cleavage

LiftingRiot

I almost drowned motor boating her

jgkoutr

He wouldn't let me motor boat him

FabulousFantasticFifty

He always wanted to call me Mommy!

slimgirljo15

Far too fabulous..I was jealous

g44219

she was jealous of my friends

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was too jealous and threatened my friends!

slimgirljo15

Never smiled at me ..

jgkoutr

She never let me hang out w her and her friends

g44219

she got a little too rough with me during whoopee

FabulousFantasticFifty

When we had relations he'd always yell out "Whoopie!!!"

g44219

she would always correct me

slimgirljo15

He was always wrong

FabulousFantasticFifty

I always had to show him what to do!

g44219

she was too bossy

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didn't like me taking charge in the boudoir

FabulousFantasticFifty

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

He was always wrong

And she liked to think she was always right but ...
She was wrong!!!

jgkoutr

I was right when I found u in bed w my sister

FabulousFantasticFifty

We had to share s one bedroom flat with her entire family!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Her idea of a "close family" was a little different than mine.