We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

Loved another

jgkoutr

She always told me to go find another...so I did

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was always ripping her shirts off me no matter where we were!
Wasn't appreciated and the Parent Teacher Conference night at school!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She tried to give me a prostate exam.

IndianaGolfer

He had fingers like Shaq ,ouch

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Wanted me to move my hips like Shakira. I couldn't.

slimgirljo15

Was all stiff....



Couldn't dance ..

IndianaGolfer

Always wanted me stiff, I felt like a piece of wood

slimgirljo15

Not flexible ...and I got splinters

IndianaGolfer

Too flexible and she took all my wood

slimgirljo15

He only had a 3" stick ..

IndianaGolfer

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

He only had a 3" stick ..

I told you it was too cold

tmi_gang

We were an item, but his pecs were more muscular than mine. Had to leave him.

slimgirljo15

He had a thing for pecs.....not bewbs

ddoud71

Hahahaha

tmi_gang

She wouldn't show me her bewbs so I could have a thing.

Jayar01

He was into bewbs. And so was I.

Jayar01

She was always proofreading

slinkybinkydog

She wanted to show her boobs all over town!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't think my boobs were worthy of showing off

slinkybinkydog

I said boobs are boos! Show them! She didn't want to!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Every time I take off my shirt she said "boo!!!"

RunHardBeStrong

She was always motorboating strangers in public

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always motor boating strangers in private

slinkybinkydog

Liked the motorboating too much

RunHardBeStrong

Cayenne pepper in my panties didn't count

Jayar01

I said I wanted to go boating. And she took it to a whole 'nother level!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Threw me overboard

Kvm11628

Every time we went sailing, he'd sing "I'm on a BOAT!" Got real old real fast.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was always dissing me to her friends