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She was allergic to squirrels0
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She was a rodent Lover0
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She was allergic to boats0
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He didn't believe me when I told him that I couldn't swim0
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Was constantly pushing my head under the water0
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When I asked her to rub my head, I meant the one above my shoulders0
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He just wasn't clear on want he wanted ...0
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She ran away with the local circus clown0
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Always made me dress up like a clown0
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By role play she meant I could only wear the clown shoes, that's it.0
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And I wanted to be the clown this time!!!;(0
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kept stealing all the covers0
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She was always looking everywhere else but at me...... Lol0
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i ate out to much
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She was never hungry0
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I did not want to eat possum0
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Cooking possum. Yea she had a short term memory problem0
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He ruined my plan for world domination0
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Never reached for the check0
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Play hide and go seek so well.... We never saw each other0
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She only wanted to speak with body language ..0
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I scared her because I read her mind and knew what she wanted!0
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Always spoke in the 3rd person ..0
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I always finished her sentences....using my sock puppet0
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He kept his sock puppet in an unusual place
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She thought my sock puppet wasn't big enough
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He had really small hands and feet! 0
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She told me size doesn't matter....she lied0
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The diamond in the ring he gave me could only be seen with a microscope!0
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She was a gold digger0
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