We broke up because...

slinkybinkydog

It was gross I found a hair!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She was trying to make soylent green!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was trying to make slinky Red!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Hated when I made her blush

slinkybinkydog

He made me blush all over. Wasn't use to that

slimgirljo15

Found the neighbours underwear in her pocket

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was always putting her hand in her ex's pants

Kvm11628

Insisted she always wear the pants in the relationship

FabulousFantasticFifty

That is True!

Didn't agree that I was the best at everything and that I should make all the decisions!

Nitroalley2

Bossy

jgkoutr

He enjoyed his boss more than me

LiftingRiot

She was a real magoo

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was doofier than Mr Bean!

jgkoutr

She brought a bean to bed every night and slept with it under her pillow. .she thought she was a princess

Nitroalley2

She tried to sufficate me while I was sleeping!

FabulousFantasticFifty

she broke my Tiara!

Nitroalley2

She wanted me to wear a tutu

LiftingRiot

He wears his suit to bed

FabulousFantasticFifty

Never wore his nightcap

jgkoutr

She had a night cap every night ...problem was it was gallon sized

Nitroalley2

Couldn't hold her liquer

slimgirljo15

Hoards boxes of lego

Nitroalley2

Plays dungeons and dragons - for keeps

jgkoutr

Gave my legos away to neighborhood kid

FabulousFantasticFifty

she went to jail for beating up a neighborhood kid!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I don't even want to talk about it anymore. I'm just glad it's over!

slinkybinkydog

Had a Lego fetish

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always singing;
"Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"

All while cheating with the Nanny!

jgkoutr

She was the nanny!!!

slinkybinkydog

She's to sexy for my shirt!