The Real Housewives of MFP

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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    Is the position of plumber open?

    I think it is. Vik is the Butler of J. Tyson is the creepy guy watching our photo shoot. You can be the plumber.
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    edited June 2016
    synchkat wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    Is the position of plumber open?

    I think it is. Vik is the Butler of J. Tyson is the creepy guy watching our photo shoot. You can be the plumber.

    Cue 70's porn music....
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Haha. What do you think we housewives Are?????
    Although I think @ilfaith was thinking about an affair with the tennis pro. How's thst going btw
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Haha. What do you think we housewives Are?????
    Although I think @ilfaith was thinking about an affair with the tennis pro. How's thst going btw

    Lol housewives that buy new kitchens every year but somehow still need the plumber twice a week..
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Haha. What do you think we housewives Are?????
    Although I think @ilfaith was thinking about an affair with the tennis pro. How's thst going btw

    Still working on it. I have a tennis lesson tomorrow morning. I guess if he's going to be on RHoMFP he's going to need to sign some sort of waiver.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Haha. What do you think we housewives Are?????
    Although I think @ilfaith was thinking about an affair with the tennis pro. How's thst going btw

    Lol housewives that buy new kitchens every year but somehow still need the plumber twice a week..

    Um ya. A nice young fit plumber, bending over at your sink. You sit at your Island "supervising".
    Uhhh not that I have experience with this
  • PamelaW41
    PamelaW41 Posts: 287 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    PamelaW41 wrote: »
    I'm a real housewife and now that the kids are grown, I like to spend my time shopping, going to lunch, and the salon and spa. I want to gossip and be a brat too! Ok maybe I'm already a brat!?!? But gossip I need! Lol

    Haha you fit in perfectly. And you're not a brat you're indulged. Haha I've always been told I'm not spoiled I'm indulged

    Love it! People say I'm high maintenance, I say I prefer to call it high quality....that one got me a whole new name, heehee
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I have been referred to as a trophy wife.
    My life is normal where i live. I do stuff but I also like sitting and having a glass if wine with my ladies when we put our kids in swim or skating lessons. And after skating of course the bartender has our drinks ready. That's called civilized
  • PamelaW41
    PamelaW41 Posts: 287 Member
    I like civilized and wine! People only have something to say bc they wish they were a trophy wife!!! :D
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    PamelaW41 wrote: »
    I like civilized and wine! People only have something to say bc they wish they were a trophy wife!!! :D

    It's usually men saying it so maybe they wished they had one
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    I wanna be a trophy wife. I think I kinda am
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    You are Pie. Haha
    I don't think I am. I'm not young enough haha
    Well I guess I could be to a 65 year old
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    You are Pie. Haha
    I don't think I am. I'm not young enough haha
    Well I guess I could be to a 65 year old

    Hahaha
  • teagin2002
    teagin2002 Posts: 1,900 Member
    I'll join, I am an ex wife lol
  • teagin2002
    teagin2002 Posts: 1,900 Member
    edited June 2016
    I'll be the one who keeps stealing the wives away for organic juice drinks and flavoured Vodka
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Haha perfect.
    I was an ex wife too....I'm the one who's been married twice haha watch your husbands I might be in need of an upgrade
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    teagin2002 wrote: »
    I'll be the one who keeps stealing the wives away for organic juice drinks and flavoured Vodka

    She's in. After all, aren't most of the Real Housewives ex-wives anyway.

    Plus, I want to be whisked away for organic juice and flavored vodka.


    I don't think I am tall enough or blonde enough to be a trophy wife...although now that I think of it, at least one of my husband's colleagues has referred to me as such.
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    ilfaith wrote: »
    teagin2002 wrote: »
    I'll be the one who keeps stealing the wives away for organic juice drinks and flavoured Vodka

    She's in. After all, aren't most of the Real Housewives ex-wives anyway.

    Plus, I want to be whisked away for organic juice and flavored vodka.


    I don't think I am tall enough or blonde enough to be a trophy wife...although now that I think of it, at least one of my husband's colleagues has referred to me as such.

    How tall are you
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    ilfaith wrote: »
    teagin2002 wrote: »
    I'll be the one who keeps stealing the wives away for organic juice drinks and flavoured Vodka

    She's in. After all, aren't most of the Real Housewives ex-wives anyway.

    Plus, I want to be whisked away for organic juice and flavored vodka.


    I don't think I am tall enough or blonde enough to be a trophy wife...although now that I think of it, at least one of my husband's colleagues has referred to me as such.

    Haha. You're fit and beautiful enough
    I think people assume if you look after yourself and wear nice clothes you're a trophy.
    I guess there's worse things to be called
  • PamelaW41
    PamelaW41 Posts: 287 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    PamelaW41 wrote: »
    I like civilized and wine! People only have something to say bc they wish they were a trophy wife!!! :D

    It's usually men saying it so maybe they wished they had one

    No doubt! LOL
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Should we all wear dresses? Or at least a pretty top? We can take pics then put them together haha

    I say we all post in fancy dresses and someone good with Photoshop can merge them all together into a logo
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    Is the position of plumber open?

    Do you have the right pipes @Mr_Stabbems?
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    edited June 2016
    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    Is the position of plumber open?

    Do you have the right pipes @Mr_Stabbems?

    @Kvm11628

    My pipes are like crack pipes, it'll cost you but you'll be hooked.
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Wait. Isn't crack cheap?
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    Is the position of plumber open?

    Do you have the right pipes @Mr_Stabbems?

    OMG Kim that was awesome

    and I'm up for posing in nice dresses lord knows with the twist thread I'd posed in half my wardrobe already
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    Can anybody do Photoshop?
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    I can't but I would so be up for it. I am going through my closet as we move, so I can pull out SOMETHING that would work.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I'm not a photo shopper. I'm a housewife I don't do that stuff
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    Idk if D could do it or not
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    Everybody has to pose the same way and with like the same length of your body showing

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