We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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All she could do was the Macarena0
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He did the duck walk everywhere we went0
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She quacked up every time I told a joke
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She punched me in the arm every time she thought something was funny0
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I always had bruises0
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He bit me..like really hard ..and it hurt..I only have one nipple now 0
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She only had one nipple.. It was disturbing.0
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She was obsessed w nipples. ..always rubbing strangers chest0
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She is trying to be fit again, I want fit right now....0
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He was fit for a spanking ...he didn't agree1
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She brought a paddle wherever she went.0
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He cowered in the corner when I got my whip out0
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He had this duck fetish ..I found feathers in our bed0
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He never took his hat off.. even during sexy time0
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had strange rules about what I could and couldn't wear0
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Because he insisted on being naked when my friends came over0
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He wore nothing to the supermarket I got sick of bailing him out of jail0
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She benched more than I did and I got jealous0
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Would't let me ride on his bike.0
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Wouldn't let me ride his bike with him. Told me I was too embarrassing.0
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She badmouthed Teddy Two Gloves0
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I stole her bike and sold it on craigs list.0
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She was a thief, that was uncalled for!0
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She routinely bit me while I was sleeping.0
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She was a cannibal0
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She had teeth like a northern pike0
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Couldn't take how rough I was and how I liked to bite!0
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bit me too hard in that special place0
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