Chewing like a cow
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I hate it when I'm munching on something crunchy and I'm sat beside someone who isn't eating anything, I feel like every mouthful is at like 100 decibels,it can be akward lol1
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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
Not really. In Cumberbrook farms, the farmers feed tofu to their cows and he milks about 50 litres of soy milk every two days and they sell that to whole foods.SassyMommasaurus wrote: »Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
Or the chocolate cows that make chocolate milk!
I forgot we're in fantasy world
Carry on
He doesn't use machines to milk as soy milk has a softer texture than dairy milk. Sometimes they coagulate it for bread spread and it is very creamy and has tons of protein, tofu mixed into lactose. My friend is lactose intolerant and this milk does nothing to her.
As someone who's worked around cattle my entire life, this seems highly suspect...1 -
chewing noises is something I cannot put up with. I can drown all sorts of annoying noises, except when it comes to chewing. It makes me hard to eat at dinner tables with family, because if I'm not chewing to where I can focus on my own noise, and I have to listen to someone elses chewing (even if they have their mouths closed), I have to leave the table.0
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sunn_lighter wrote: »Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
Not really. In Cumberbrook farms, the farmers feed tofu to their cows and he milks about 50 litres of soy milk every two days and they sell that to whole foods.SassyMommasaurus wrote: »Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
Or the chocolate cows that make chocolate milk!
I forgot we're in fantasy world
Carry on
He doesn't use machines to milk as soy milk has a softer texture than dairy milk. Sometimes they coagulate it for bread spread and it is very creamy and has tons of protein, tofu mixed into lactose. My friend is lactose intolerant and this milk does nothing to her.
As someone who's worked around cattle my entire life, this seems highly suspect...
no it totally works this way that's why when you eat a lot of meat you don't need to eat vegetables anymore because your meat ate the vegetables and it's inside them so you get vegetables by eating the meat
steak technically is a vegetable because of the grass the cows eat1 -
kate141987 wrote: »I hate it when I'm munching on something crunchy and I'm sat beside someone who isn't eating anything, I feel like every mouthful is at like 100 decibels,it can be akward lol
And then you start chewing slower thinking it will help but it just sounds louder.. then when you swallow you're like "ewww I'm gross".2 -
Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
Corn and tofu have almost the same carbon-hydrogen structure except that the chemical iconic bonding is a little bit tighter in corn, if we are talking cell structure. When corn and tofu are mixed together in fodder, the cows almost see no difference.Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
Not really. In Cumberbrook farms, the farmers feed tofu to their cows and he milks about 50 litres of soy milk every two days and they sell that to whole foods.SassyMommasaurus wrote: »Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
Or the chocolate cows that make chocolate milk!
I forgot we're in fantasy world
Carry on
He doesn't use machines to milk as soy milk has a softer texture than dairy milk. Sometimes they coagulate it for bread spread and it is very creamy and has tons of protein, tofu mixed into lactose. My friend is lactose intolerant and this milk does nothing to her.
As someone who's worked around cattle my entire life, this seems highly suspect...
So you don't understand a specific biotech discipline in cattle farming and that means it's suspect? Okay
I just fail to see how it changes the chemical parameters of the milk that drastically.
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kate141987 wrote: »I hate it when I'm munching on something crunchy and I'm sat beside someone who isn't eating anything, I feel like every mouthful is at like 100 decibels,it can be akward lolThisnameischosen_ wrote: »kate141987 wrote: »I hate it when I'm munching on something crunchy and I'm sat beside someone who isn't eating anything, I feel like every mouthful is at like 100 decibels,it can be akward lol
And then you start chewing slower thinking it will help but it just sounds louder.. then when you swallow you're like "ewww I'm gross".
God yeah both of these.
You like try to slow down thinking you'll be quieter but the other person can just hear you going slower now.
Then you're like "GULPP"
That was what I felt like eating last night2 -
New rule: if I'm eating crunchy food the person beside me MUST be eating crunchy food too
Nah *kitten* that I'm enjoying my food sit and listen if you want, or better yet join me lol0 -
Alatariel75 wrote: »jajomo0118 wrote: »It's a known fact that pure brown cows provide us with chocolate milk. My husbands the milk man so it's the truth.
My dad's a milkman. Mum's husband doesn't know.
Hahahaaaa...0
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