We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He wouldn't watch my kids when I went to work!0
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She couldn't keep a job.0
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He thought I should be a working girl...0
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lol, I decided when I was like 7 that my future wife would be a working woman.
She didn't live up to the expectations of 7 year old me
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He still thought he was 7... making arm pit farting noises everywhere we went0
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she got mad when she discovered all the armpit farts were just a distraction to cover up the real ones.0
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He didn't like it when I farted in the car and made him hot box it0
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she didn't like it when I pushed her out of the car on the highway
The officer that was behind me at the time agreed that it was the correct response to being hot boxed with a fart0 -
Lmao.
He always wanted to play good cop bad cop.. I got so confused.0 -
could never make up her mind.0
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He wouldn't go dancing0
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She wanted me to dance at the Strip Club with her!
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She wouldn't stop vandalizing stop signs in the neighbourhood by writing "Bieber" under them. While I wholeheartedly supported her, the fines started adding up0
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I was straight!0
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He wouldn't stop snapping hot babes all day0
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Every time I was on the phone she was accusing me of talking to other women.0
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Cheaterrrr0
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Like everyone but me0
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She tried to poison me..0
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Wanted me to dress like poison ivy0
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Her job was serving drinks at a nudist colony for hamsters ...too weird for me0
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She was anti-hamsters...and that's just wrong.0
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She refused to dye her hair gray0
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She loved her dog more than me0
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my dog didn't like him0
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He was always in his car ...slept in there too0
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She was obsessed with legos. Even named me Lego my Ego.1
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She sold my Eggos to a Fertilization clinic!
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She wouldn't fertilize me0
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She wanted me to fertilize her0
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