We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She tried to poison me..0
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Wanted me to dress like poison ivy0
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Her job was serving drinks at a nudist colony for hamsters ...too weird for me0
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She was anti-hamsters...and that's just wrong.0
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She refused to dye her hair gray0
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She loved her dog more than me0
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my dog didn't like him0
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He was always in his car ...slept in there too0
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She was obsessed with legos. Even named me Lego my Ego.1
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She sold my Eggos to a Fertilization clinic!
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She wouldn't fertilize me0
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She wanted me to fertilize her0
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Se mistook me for Scotts!0
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Wouldn't let me pet her hair...my precious0
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Kept throwing me bottles of lotion for my skin. Creepy.1
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I kept borrowing her hair styling products and claiming not to know where they were while I was using them. *cough*0
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she was a Thief!!!0
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She was a narc0
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all she wanted to do was get high and stare at a box of captain crunch0
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Had a thing for eyebrows0
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