We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Se mistook me for Scotts!0
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Wouldn't let me pet her hair...my precious0
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Kept throwing me bottles of lotion for my skin. Creepy.1
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I kept borrowing her hair styling products and claiming not to know where they were while I was using them. *cough*0
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she was a Thief!!!0
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She was a narc0
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all she wanted to do was get high and stare at a box of captain crunch0
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Had a thing for eyebrows0
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she showed very little interest in my shoes0
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He had a shoe fetish0
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She wanted a baby...0
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She called me a crybaby0
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she didn't like the pet names I called her0
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He stopped calling0
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she blocked my number!0
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Accused me of *kitten*-blocking0
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She kept calling me a Richard0
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Kept calling me Candy. Who the eff is Candy?!?0
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She gave me cavities0
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Was always trying to fill my cavities!!!!1
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she had to have all her teeth pulled0
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He kept stealing my shoes!0
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She kept trying to steal home0
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she wouldn't let me past second base0
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She was always striking out in the boudoir!0
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She was always using the term boudoir...I don't know what that is?!1
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She kept insisting on bringing guys to our bed.. I mean.. a woman's boudoir should be just for us !0
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She didn't like French anything!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She didn't like French anything!
(Is that even French???)
She didn't know her French ! ! lol
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she caught me rooting against Iceland0
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