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Bathes in strawberry milk0
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Thought that he had to milk Strawberries to get Rich!0
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bathes in crushed bananas but only ones from this certain plantation in Jamaica0
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chews rocks for jaw exercise0
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Has no teeth..its why he don't smile0
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Is secretly a fan of Barry Manilow0
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Is a HUGE Harry Potter fan, but did NOT get his wand at Ollivander's0
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hates chocolate but loves mud0
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Squeals.."rub me with custard" in every isle of the supermarket1
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is a professional towel girl for the NBA0
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Dresses up in a Hot pink Tutu and Rainbow suspenders when he feels like looking Purdy!0
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paints clown smiles at funeral homes0
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Wears a merkin on her head..0
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Wants my toupee..her merkin got crabs0
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Her bowels relax whenever she hears the voice of James Earl Jones.
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Lets me do laundry on his abs once a week.0
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Collects dimes0
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Is not a real Canadian..is actually a russian spy sent to infiltrate the RCMP0
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Doesn't really live in Australia... Lives out of a trailer in Tulsa, Oklahoma0
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sits on cacti to relieve his burning and itching0
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Really has purple skin0
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She has a phobia about ice and thinks that she's gonna fall through after the Zamboni shaves the rink!0
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Crosses his legs so you cant see his peenus
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Used to have a peenus0
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eats dry skin from other people's feet....and likes it0
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Performs on Queens only night at Club Cabaret!0
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