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      follows behind collecting hair from said cats and dogs to fill in fabulous beard
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      Wears a lot of gray clothing to match the pavement and local weather conditions...

      ... allows her to stalk urban wildlife
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      hits people with water balloons in the winter and frozen eggs in the summer
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      Listens to Abba every day after work
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      Invented the process of milking almond nipples for almond milk, got the idea after a wild passionate night with a bag of trail mix.
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      ghost rides his whip, his bike, and his skateboard
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      Wears his underwear one size too big... and ,boy, is THAT hard to find!
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      wears too small women's thongs to show that men can get yeast infections....
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      Is Sug Knights body double
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      tickles old fat ladies in the produce aisle at walmart
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      cannot go into a Walmart unless he's wearing an adult diaper. It's that bad for him.
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      She has a pet frog
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      She has tried kissing the frog several times and still nothing happens
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      Fishes for unattended children in the local park using an old Zebco rod/reel kit, 25-lb-test line with a full-sized Snickers bar tied-on as a lure. Preferring to keep the smaller children (y'know, ones small enough to fit into the oven), the older children are admonished for chasing candy and 'released back into the wild'.
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      This snap shot was taken during his coffee break at work!
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      runs a cactus petting zoo
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      She films Whoopee sessions for documentaries
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      manufacturers and bottles farts for any occasion in which I never support!
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      Has a harem of 52 wives ...fathered 107 children ..has 24 cats and 15 dogs..5 guinea pigs and a gerbil.
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      changes transmission at your local auto shop with oven mits
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      Doodles on her office table. She's running out of space.
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      Steals peanuts from the elephants at the zoo.The elephants get mad when they see her coming

      Roasts and resells those peanuts
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      Those ruby red lips are stained with the blood of the innocent!
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      has really bad breath....in fact, the breath is so bad, it smells like she shouldn't use toothpaste, but toilet paper instead! And she kisses blind people with that bad breath!

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