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Is one of the ... Down Under!

Runner up at the hoedown

Biggest paying customer at the hoedown ..

Sells necklaces made from used chewing gum to unsuspecting tourists as "Colorado River Rock" necklaces; often with false provenance claiming origins as artifacts created and worshiped by indigenous people, and/or prior ownership by royalty (are ya listening @Kvm11628 ?)

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We were married in a secret ceremony last week ..Stan was so drunk though ..he may have no recollection of it..

Was mary robertson till his sex change

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Has a special relationship with the spin-dry cycle on her clothes washing machine

Has shared Stans sleeping bag ..she is very nice to him in the hopes of getting some toast..

She a big Star on Telemundo

Clip-on bangs

she wrestles alligators on the weekend