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FabulousFantasticFifty

Is one of the ... Down Under!

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slimgirljo15

Runner up at the hoedown

taco_inspector

Still prefers the other definition for "spanx"

slimgirljo15

Biggest paying customer at the hoedown ..

FabulousFantasticFifty

Prefers ladies who wear bloomers

taco_inspector

Sells necklaces made from used chewing gum to unsuspecting tourists as "Colorado River Rock" necklaces; often with false provenance claiming origins as artifacts created and worshiped by indigenous people, and/or prior ownership by royalty (are ya listening @Kvm11628 ?)

slimgirljo15

Wears bloomers

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taco_inspector

Didn't understand that the 'oysters' needed to be removed prior to eating them... damn-near got herself dragged to death trying Rocky Mountain Oysters sashimi style

slimgirljo15

We were married in a secret ceremony last week ..Stan was so drunk though ..he may have no recollection of it..

TonyBurnitt

She is the world champ at base jumping

slimgirljo15

Was mary robertson till his sex change

DSwales11

Has never beaten anyone at arm wrestling.

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FabulousFantasticFifty

The 2nd pic is really the after photo!

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slimgirljo15

Is 6 months pregnant..

taco_inspector

Has a special relationship with the spin-dry cycle on her clothes washing machine

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slimgirljo15

Has shared Stans sleeping bag ..she is very nice to him in the hopes of getting some toast..

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She a big Star on Telemundo

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DSwales11

Clip-on bangs

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ballcoach_08

she wrestles alligators on the weekend

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LiftingRiot

She actually doesn't apply red lipstick everyday, it's tattooed red on her lips