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novio50

yells at deaf people and does sign language for the blind and can't figure out why they won't do what is asked!

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She looks amazing for her age! Turning 73 tomorrow!

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She inherited my secret fountain of Youth!

After she knocked me off!

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FabulousFantasticFifty

Lures fresh meat for her Mima
Cause she Loves her!

gcibsthom

Works part time as a snake wrangler

novio50

does push ups in mud in the middle of a tornado to prove how tough he is

slimgirljo15

Snorts washing powder ..says it cleans the sinuses

FabulousFantasticFifty

Has two glass eyes and cant see, but wears those Amber shades because it makes him look cool!

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slimgirljo15

Had her heart broken twice by @FabulousFantasticFifty

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slimgirljo15

Can only count to 20 using her fingers and toes

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slimgirljo15

Never went to school

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slimgirljo15

Paid her tuition with monopoly money

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finny11122

Is 21 today

slimgirljo15

Hasn't told the truth since 5 may 1991

DSwales11

Didn't celebrate her birthday at all.

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FabulousFantasticFifty

He did fall in love while visiting Shady Acres with the lovely 89 year old Myrtle Johnson! They will be married on Saturday (no time to waste!)

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Donnelly1979

Keeps dragging her bum along the carpet like a dog when i come home from work

novio50

uses heavy duty sand paper for toilet paper

novio50

plays hide and go seek with the wal-mart workers

novio50

only wears a wal-mart shopping bag when she shops anywhere else!