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    • Posts: 778 Member
      tries to sell his green tea as medical cannibus to elderly blind people
    • Posts: 866 Member
      Eats cats.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Eats 8 donuts and the neighbour every morning for breakfast :o:D
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      Thinking about moving next-door to @2muchfnsugar :wink:
    • Posts: 37,368 Member
      You know that saying "the girl next door" well he's the girl! :p
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      edited July 2016
      Enjoys the smell of her trash cans in the summer heat
      (really, I hope that didn't happen again this year)
    • Posts: 33,069 Member
      standenvernet wrote: »
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      Also knows what they taste like....

      I threw up in my mouth a little :#
      standenvernet wrote: »
      Thinking about moving next-door to @2muchfnsugar :wink:

      is a door to door salesman selling bottled farts, that's how he knows Jo is thinking about moving
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    • Posts: 866 Member
      slimgirljo15 wrote: »
      Eats 8 donuts and the neighbour every morning for breakfast :o:D

      I wish.

      Actually DID show up at my house selling those.
    • Posts: 37,368 Member
      Door to door salesman of crayons. The under 5 set loves when he comes to the door
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      has a universal remote and stands outside people's houses and changes the channels on their tvs
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    • Posts: 4,437 Member
      she likes her cheeks pinched
    • Posts: 866 Member
      edited July 2016
      synchkat wrote: »
      has a universal remote and stands outside people's houses and changes the channels on their tvs

      To porn channels.
    • Posts: 37,368 Member
      altered her report car starter to be able to turn other people's cars off. Will randomly do this on the highway as she's driving beside them and then laughs hysterically
    • Posts: 33,069 Member
      He stars on most porn channels
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    • Posts: 37,368 Member
      Skinny dips in the public pool during family swim time
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Sucked custard from between my toes ..
    • Posts: 33,069 Member
      Is the current sausage eating contest champion
    • Posts: 866 Member
      edited July 2016
      Applying to be the sausage.
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      2nd in line for the 'sausage position'
    • Posts: 37,368 Member
      one time he ate like 50 sausages in 1 sitting. They were those tiny little cocktail ones but still a mouthful
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      Beat me in that particular competition - didn't use her hands at all!
    • Posts: 37,368 Member
      likes to bathe in jello
    • Posts: 778 Member
      uses peanut butter as sunblock
    • Posts: 37,368 Member
      Likes to eat spaghetti with his hands
      novio50 wrote: »
      uses peanut butter as sunblock

      that's probably why I'm sunburnt
    • Posts: 778 Member
      uses cookie dough to cover her intimate parts while out shopping to get looks from all the married men
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      His fetish is cookie dough covering private parts ..oh and wearing granny panties :p

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