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      used SAT words like nafarious all the time. it's like I was dating a thesaurus
    • Posts: 37,368 Member
      edited July 2016
      I was only allowed to speak with one syllable words.

      He won't be able to understand this.
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      "code" was French. Sacre bleu
    • Posts: 22,834 Member
      I feel like I never knew you at all
      You had the grace to hold yourself
      While those around you crawled
      They crawled out of the woodwork
      And they whispered into your brain
      They set you on the treadmill
      And they made you run till pain

      It just seemed to me you lived your life
      Like a candle in the wind
      Never knowing who to cling to
      When the rain set in
      And I would have liked to have stayed with you
      But I was just a kid
      Your candle burned out long before
      Our MFP love ever did.

      *sniff sniff* Goodbye.
    • Posts: 37,368 Member
      Timshel_ wrote: »
      I feel like I never knew you at all
      You had the grace to hold yourself
      While those around you crawled
      They crawled out of the woodwork
      And they whispered into your brain
      They set you on the treadmill
      And they made you run till pain

      It just seemed to me you lived your life
      Like a candle in the wind
      Never knowing who to cling to
      When the rain set in
      And I would have liked to have stayed with you
      But I was just a kid
      Your candle burned out long before
      Our MFP love ever did.

      *sniff sniff* Goodbye.

      Wow. Um he was a bit melodramatic
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    • Posts: 37,368 Member
      I asked for Paris I got des Moines, I asked for champagne and I got apple juice
      She claimed I asked for too much
    • Posts: 22,834 Member
      synchkat wrote: »
      Wow. Um he was a bit melodramatic

      Gurrrrrrl. I'm ez to git wiff. Here...

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    • Posts: 716 Member
      She always wanted it the same
    • Posts: 866 Member
      I thought he coached sports....
    • Posts: 716 Member
      He never got to know me
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    • Posts: 716 Member
      She was always coming and going. How could I get to know her
    • Posts: 716 Member
      was always out with her girls
    • Posts: 3,419 Member
      Need2BFitAgain wrote: »
      Wouldn't join the girls, he looked great in heels

      She wouldn't share the girls
    • Posts: 37,368 Member
      So many girls around. there was no room for me
    • Posts: 3,419 Member
      Called my thing Lucy
    • Posts: 716 Member
      she hated snuggling
    • Posts: 37,368 Member
      Smothered me with snuggles.
    • Posts: 716 Member
      always complaining about our fabric softener
    • Posts: 3,419 Member
      Need2BFitAgain wrote: »
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      Never snuggled with me

      Would not let me be the big spoon
    • Posts: 37,368 Member
      He was more of a spatula. It was weird
    • Posts: 3,419 Member
      Need2BFitAgain wrote: »
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      Refused to let me choose the fabric softener
      show previous quotes

      He was to handsy

      She was hands off
    • Posts: 11,817 Member
      Never let me use my hands
    • Posts: 716 Member
      always ended up using my hands
    • Posts: 37,368 Member
      I think he had three hands
    • Posts: 11,817 Member
      Only used his hands

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