We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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One too many golden showers ..
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projectsix wrote: »I was on a site that popped up with adult diaper samples. It was full kits of all the different types so I signed up my wife for the female kit and didn't say anything. When it came in the mail I said I don't know, maybe people heard you have a problem? After the fact we both had a good chuckle and she ended up trying one to see how comfy they are for when we're old enough to have to wear them.
Good times!
Lol....
What ...wait..you're married
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Yeah I know...but its ok now ..you're wife said I was cute and shes going to wear the tail and mask now..projectsix wrote: »Hah you know I am, that's why we couldn't do that thing you always liked me to do on Skype? With the tail, and the mask n stuff.
Sorry buddy youve been replaced 0 -
your hands were ALWAYS down my pants.... kinda weird in public and around family0
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I couldnt find anything when I put my hand down his pants ..
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She found out things she wasn't expecting0
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I was expecting her to jump in the bed during fun time....not break out the Legos0
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I was thinking more park the car in the garage.. she was thinking more like building things with lincoln logs0
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Wouldn't strap it on! 0
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Yeah I got nothing 0
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She have nothing0
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Tried making me something I wasn't0
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it was always something0
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Something he always wanted0
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Never got anything from her0
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she never wanted me0
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She wasn't male what can I say0
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He said I wanted him too much needed rest0
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She thought I was a he0
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slinkybinkydog wrote: »She wasn't male what can I sayslinkybinkydog wrote: »She thought I was a he
always called the kettle black lol0 -
ballcoach_08 wrote: »slinkybinkydog wrote: »She wasn't male what can I sayslinkybinkydog wrote: »She thought I was a he
always called the kettle black lol
Always used the phrase called the kettle black with me0 -
black was her favorite color tried to relate0
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Didn't like me in black cuz it made me look hot0
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She was to hot to handle.0
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I burned him0
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She thought the scaring was sexy - NOT0
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Said I was cold as ice0
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always singing vanilla ice0
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Because she had this strange habit of going out and laying in the snow before bed.0
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Didn't like when I sang to him0
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