We broke up because...
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            She lost the key to our favorite handcuffs I couldn't get out0
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            She was handcuffed. Like permanently0
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            She was never spontaneous0
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            Every time we'd attend a funeral or even a Wedding, he'd break out in song!0
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            Cause it was always a song and dance with her0
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            Could only have a standing o0
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            Never performed ....0
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            She was a performance legend0
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            He always wanted a performance0
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            I could never perform up to her standards0
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            Wouldn't let me measure0
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            I caught her going into the Men's locker room with a measuring tape!
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            Caught her coming out with a measuring tape and very content smirk0
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            Always measuring me against others0
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            Tried not to know about the others but couldn't do it anymore0
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            She never accepted my past0
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            No longer wanted me in his future0
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            She was always concerned about the presents I was receiving anonymously at work!0
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            Caught her with her boss at work0
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            Knew nothing about me and forgot that I was the Boss!
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            She was cheating on me..0
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            She teased me because my pants fit her like Capris!0
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            She was always wearing short pants to show off them legs!!0
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            He had a strict rule of full body clothing coverage.0
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            She misconstrued my previous comment. Lol. The less the best I always say. Hehe0
 
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