We broke up because...

Justpeachy02

She lost the key to our favorite handcuffs I couldn't get out

synchkat

She was handcuffed. Like permanently

ballcoach_08

She was never spontaneous

FabulousFantasticFifty

Every time we'd attend a funeral or even a Wedding, he'd break out in song!

ballcoach_08

Cause it was always a song and dance with her

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ballcoach_08

Could only have a standing o

slimgirljo15

Never performed ....

ballcoach_08

She was a performance legend

Justpeachy02

He always wanted a performance

ballcoach_08

I could never perform up to her standards

Justpeachy02

Wouldn't let me measure

FabulousFantasticFifty

I caught her going into the Men's locker room with a measuring tape!

synchkat

Caught her coming out with a measuring tape and very content smirk

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ballcoach_08

Always measuring me against others

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Justpeachy02

Tried not to know about the others but couldn't do it anymore

ballcoach_08

She never accepted my past

Justpeachy02

No longer wanted me in his future

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always concerned about the presents I was receiving anonymously at work!

Justpeachy02

Caught her with her boss at work

FabulousFantasticFifty

Knew nothing about me and forgot that I was the Boss!
At work and at home! ;p

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ctina197six

She was cheating on me..

FabulousFantasticFifty

She teased me because my pants fit her like Capris!

cooperjeff488

She was always wearing short pants to show off them legs!!

synchkat

He had a strict rule of full body clothing coverage.

cooperjeff488

She misconstrued my previous comment. Lol. The less the best I always say. Hehe