One calorie??

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  • christinathompson1
    christinathompson1 Posts: 144 Member
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    one calories won't make you go into starvation mode. i have 300+ calories left for the day most of the time.
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
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    Half a Tic Tac should do the trick.
    :happy: :laugh:
  • AshDHart
    AshDHart Posts: 818 Member
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    Unicorn meat. But only if you get the fat free version. Just be sure to eat only one serving. Not the whole can.

    canned_unicorn_meat_zoom.jpg
  • SiltyPigeon
    SiltyPigeon Posts: 920 Member
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    Unicorn meat. But only if you get the fat free version. Just be sure to eat only one serving. Not the whole can.

    canned_unicorn_meat_zoom.jpg

    How many servings in a can? Do they sell it at Walmart?
  • cassmsta
    cassmsta Posts: 75
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    Lick the countertop. That'll fix you right up.


    ROFL!:laugh:
  • cassmsta
    cassmsta Posts: 75
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    Lick the countertop. That'll fix you right up.


    ROFL!:laugh:
  • cassmsta
    cassmsta Posts: 75
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    Well I cant see your diary so I dont know how many calories you have eaten today or what you have eaten. how many calories have you eaten today?
  • Southern_Bell
    Southern_Bell Posts: 17 Member
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    Half a Tic Tac should do the trick.


    Lol!
  • SiltyPigeon
    SiltyPigeon Posts: 920 Member
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    Well I cant see your diary so I dont know how many calories you have eaten today or what you have eaten. how many calories have you eaten today?

    1199. Seriously.

    I thought my diary was public.... I'll fix it if it isn't. Be right back...
  • JennsLosing
    JennsLosing Posts: 1,026
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    what a waste of space....opps too bad i just bumped this post and prolonged it even more :happy: :bigsmile:
  • RoshadReid
    RoshadReid Posts: 24
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    PRECISELY cut a Orange-Flavored Tic-Tac in half. Equip a blowdryer and blow excess flavor off for 5 minutes. Then carefully lick for 20 seconds and throw away immediately afterwards... :)
  • SiltyPigeon
    SiltyPigeon Posts: 920 Member
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    Ok. It's public. :happy:
  • AshDHart
    AshDHart Posts: 818 Member
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    Unicorn meat. But only if you get the fat free version. Just be sure to eat only one serving. Not the whole can.

    canned_unicorn_meat_zoom.jpg

    How many servings in a can? Do they sell it at Walmart?

    No, they only sell it online: http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e5a7/

    14 ounces to a can or 14 servings. The best part? Full days RDA of sparkles! No more eating glitter to get it.
  • Angellore
    Angellore Posts: 519 Member
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    Unicorn meat. But only if you get the fat free version. Just be sure to eat only one serving. Not the whole can.

    canned_unicorn_meat_zoom.jpg

    How many servings in a can? Do they sell it at Walmart?

    No, they only sell it online: http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e5a7/

    14 ounces to a can or 14 servings. The best part? Full days RDA of sparkles! No more eating glitter to get it.

    Also, the bonus of sparkly poo! What more does one want?

    LOL, this post has given me a good laugh for the morning :)
  • JasonWCNewcomb
    JasonWCNewcomb Posts: 27
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    One calorie?

    Inhale.
  • Ten10
    Ten10 Posts: 223 Member
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    just make sure you dont have a whole tic tac or all of your hard work this week is ruined.

    :laugh: That was too funny!
  • PurpleStarKatz
    PurpleStarKatz Posts: 45 Member
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    Lick the countertop. That'll fix you right up.

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA. xD
  • punk_mama
    punk_mama Posts: 93
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    The best way to get your calorie in would be to eat 6 twinkies and then go on an hour log sprint to burn off the extra 854 you ate.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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