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    One calorie??

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    • Posts: 144 Member
      one calories won't make you go into starvation mode. i have 300+ calories left for the day most of the time.
    • Posts: 2,071 Member
      Half a Tic Tac should do the trick.
      :happy: :laugh:
    • Posts: 818 Member
      Unicorn meat. But only if you get the fat free version. Just be sure to eat only one serving. Not the whole can.

      canned_unicorn_meat_zoom.jpg
    • Posts: 920 Member
      Unicorn meat. But only if you get the fat free version. Just be sure to eat only one serving. Not the whole can.

      canned_unicorn_meat_zoom.jpg

      How many servings in a can? Do they sell it at Walmart?
    • Posts: 75
      Lick the countertop. That'll fix you right up.


      ROFL!:laugh:
    • Posts: 75
      Lick the countertop. That'll fix you right up.


      ROFL!:laugh:
    • Posts: 75
      Well I cant see your diary so I dont know how many calories you have eaten today or what you have eaten. how many calories have you eaten today?
    • Posts: 17 Member
      Half a Tic Tac should do the trick.


      Lol!
    • Posts: 920 Member
      Well I cant see your diary so I dont know how many calories you have eaten today or what you have eaten. how many calories have you eaten today?

      1199. Seriously.

      I thought my diary was public.... I'll fix it if it isn't. Be right back...
    • Posts: 1,026
      what a waste of space....opps too bad i just bumped this post and prolonged it even more :happy: :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 24
      PRECISELY cut a Orange-Flavored Tic-Tac in half. Equip a blowdryer and blow excess flavor off for 5 minutes. Then carefully lick for 20 seconds and throw away immediately afterwards... :)
    • Posts: 920 Member
      Ok. It's public. :happy:
    • Posts: 818 Member
      show previous quotes

      How many servings in a can? Do they sell it at Walmart?

      No, they only sell it online: http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e5a7/

      14 ounces to a can or 14 servings. The best part? Full days RDA of sparkles! No more eating glitter to get it.
    • Posts: 519 Member
      show previous quotes

      No, they only sell it online: http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e5a7/

      14 ounces to a can or 14 servings. The best part? Full days RDA of sparkles! No more eating glitter to get it.

      Also, the bonus of sparkly poo! What more does one want?

      LOL, this post has given me a good laugh for the morning :)
    • Posts: 27
      One calorie?

      Inhale.
    • Posts: 223 Member
      just make sure you dont have a whole tic tac or all of your hard work this week is ruined.

      :laugh: That was too funny!
    • Posts: 45 Member
      Lick the countertop. That'll fix you right up.

      AHAHAHAHAHAHA. xD
    • Posts: 93
      The best way to get your calorie in would be to eat 6 twinkies and then go on an hour log sprint to burn off the extra 854 you ate.


      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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