We broke up because...
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no touchy with your hands.....
he wasn't creative LOL0 -
StrongAndHealthyMommy wrote: »no touchy with your hands.....
he wasn't creative LOL
I was never told of this0 -
No sexy time..was always at golf0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »No sexy time..was always at golf
It's the only place I was allowed to put it in the hole0 -
He got a hole in one next door0
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She was always next door0
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she never wanted to go next door0
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She wouldn't move next door to me?0
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He wanted the neighbor0
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She couldn't satisfy me0
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She gave MFP the idea to change my words to kitten!
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i beat her armwrastlin 0
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She wouldn't beat me off0
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Every one..beat..him0
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Beatings was talked about!0
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Everything was a game to him. EVERYTHING0
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She didn't want to play my games
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He was celibate .. 0
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He insisted on staring off to nowhere. All the time.0
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She wore a chastity belt0
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he didn't know how to work the key0
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He couldn't find the key0
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Key fetish. I was kinda weird.0
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She wouldn't share her flower crown0
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My selfies weren't as good as hers0
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He didn't take the selfie class0
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Selfies are my life and not hers0
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maryward88 wrote: »He didn't take he selfie class
She kept climbing onto me like I was her personal ladder0 -
He liked it. At first.0
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