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  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
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    Basks in the aroma of his own farts
  • nukephysics
    nukephysics Posts: 406 Member
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    is lonely
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
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    Likes to cover himself in Bologna slices
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
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    Queefs everytime she bends over
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
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    lulufit5 wrote: »
    Cries because she tries hard to be just like me but she can only fart :(

    LOLOLOLOL!!!!!
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
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    Known on the block as Marilyn MonHoe :#
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited August 2016
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    KellyGirl_TX wrote: »
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Moved to Florence to be near Ding Dong...
    You know your geography of TX...are you from here?
    Nope, but the city naming there is just great and a quick ride in cooler weather as a diversion from I-35...

    Dreams only in black and white -- but all of the ladies in her dreams have perfectly applied/lined/blotted bright red lipstick
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
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    The altitude isn't the only thing that's high in CO :p
  • jo_madre
    jo_madre Posts: 875 Member
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    Had 23 confirmed kills back in the 'nam
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited August 2016
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    Recently cast in the title role for the upcoming "MFP Bachellor" reality TV show ...
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
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    The definition of College Fraternity
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Believes that the best thing about college boys is that no matter how old she gets, they're always the same age
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
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    standenvernet wrote: »
    Believes that the best thing about college boys is that no matter how old she gets, they're always the same age

    Kinda like Sweet Lou >:)
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
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    @standenvernet moved to Colorado to take the HIGH road in life
  • MsMarvel23
    MsMarvel23 Posts: 777 Member
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    Thinks she can take me
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    She digs me...

    (now she needs a really hot shower, with bleach, and a scrub-brush!)
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
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    @MsMarvel23 wishes she was on my level :pB)
  • MsMarvel23
    MsMarvel23 Posts: 777 Member
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    She thinks she is something

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