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KellyGirl_TX wrote: »Lead Drag Queen named "Jersey W***e"
Excuse me but these are suppose to be lies? Thank you for outing me.
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nukephysics wrote: »Has no friends.
Goes to family reunions to pick up chicks.0 -
@standenvernet the only nipple action he gets is on the end of wine bottles1
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Says that like it's a bad thing....KellyGirl_TX wrote: »@standenvernet the only nipple action he gets is on the end of wine bottles
... at least that way my bottle lasts a while
@KellyGirl_TX works part time as a figure-model for mermaid suit manufacturing company1 -
standenvernet wrote: »Moved to Florence to be near Ding Dong...
You know your geography of TX...are you from here?0 -
She's afraid of puppies.0
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Chairman for guido's worldwide1
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KellyGirl_TX wrote: »Chairman for guido's worldwide
Again with the trufs!
She's a diehard Washington Redskins fan!0 -
Is Pageant Dad of the year for Toddlers in Tiaras1
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She's the crazy soccer mom that hollers at the ref for every call they make. COME ON REF!!!1
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Basks in the aroma of his own farts0
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is lonely0
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Likes to cover himself in Bologna slices0
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Queefs everytime she bends over0
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Known on the block as Marilyn MonHoe
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Nope, but the city naming there is just great and a quick ride in cooler weather as a diversion from I-35...KellyGirl_TX wrote: »
You know your geography of TX...are you from here?standenvernet wrote: »Moved to Florence to be near Ding Dong...
Dreams only in black and white -- but all of the ladies in her dreams have perfectly applied/lined/blotted bright red lipstick1 -
The altitude isn't the only thing that's high in CO 0
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Had 23 confirmed kills back in the 'nam1
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Recently cast in the title role for the upcoming "MFP Bachellor" reality TV show ...0
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The definition of College Fraternity0
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Believes that the best thing about college boys is that no matter how old she gets, they're always the same age1
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standenvernet wrote: »Believes that the best thing about college boys is that no matter how old she gets, they're always the same age
Kinda like Sweet Lou
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@standenvernet moved to Colorado to take the HIGH road in life0
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Thinks she can take me0
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She digs me...
(now she needs a really hot shower, with bleach, and a scrub-brush!)0 -
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She thinks she is something0
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