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  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
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    Everyone thinks she's just moody when in reality she's hit Menopause FULL THROTTLE!!!
  • MsMarvel23
    MsMarvel23 Posts: 777 Member
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    Her names used to be Ken
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Keeps her teeth in a glass at night
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Is a professional Tractor racer
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Her favorite color is six, just ask her
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Is my hubby ..
  • MsMarvel23
    MsMarvel23 Posts: 777 Member
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    Is my granny
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Sneaks into the retirement home to liberate the natives for excursions back into the land of the living. Unfortunately, she refuses to change any diapers so that is the reason her car always stinks so bad. But what a good woman!
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
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    Malibu barbies older sister
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Stole my boyfriend then told me she was doing me a favor, because he just wasn't good enough for me. Nice try!
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
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    Tried to reinact "Carrie" at her senior prom
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Acquired quite the taste for pig's blood while helping me prepare for senior prom.
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
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    Falls down stairs daily
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Has not yet figured out just how lucrative it can be to fall down stairs daily!
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
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    runs around pulling out chairs from under unsuspecting patrons at the local coffee shops just before they sit.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Is the lead singer of Village People..
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Started his own newer version of the Black Panthers

    Calls his group The Afro American Felines
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
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    is mad she still can't join the MIB
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Sings YMCAat the supermarket..tillthey give him money to stop
  • buntzums
    buntzums Posts: 8 Member
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    Rolled and smoked an oregano joint because they found a baggie of oregano seasoning suspiciously rolled up in her sisters socks.

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