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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
    edited August 2016
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    Licks windscreens
  • buntzums
    buntzums Posts: 8 Member
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    Played 'Pokemon GO" at the Holocaust museum and caught 'Koffing' in the gas chamber exhibit before being kicked out.
  • buntzums
    buntzums Posts: 8 Member
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    stirs mustard into black coffee for a "zero calorie meal."
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    Got detained at the airport for drawing mustaches with a Sharpie on people who were sleeping during flight delays
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
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    Got deported after not being able to properly provide a valid visa
  • 2muchfnsugar
    2muchfnsugar Posts: 866 Member
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    Runs the most lucrative drug cartel at the border
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He lives in an Igloo made of Sugar Cubes!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Sole proprietor of North America's only small dog restoration service. The enterprise focuses on canines below 75lbs; services include a carbon dioxide foam fur-de-matting process, dental implant/crown placements, and a somewhat novel approach to puppy wellness that involves cryolipolysis facilitated by a high-energy adaptation of peltier technology.
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
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    standenvernet wrote: »
    Sole proprietor of North America's only small dog restoration service. The enterprise focuses on canines below 75lbs; services include a carbon dioxide foam fur-de-matting process, dental implant/crown placements, and a somewhat novel approach to puppy wellness that involves cryolipolysis facilitated by a high-energy adaptation of peltier technology.

    Extensive!
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
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    Head of his class in the special education program
  • avalonblues
    avalonblues Posts: 558 Member
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    Was once thrown out of a taping of the Tonight Show for not laughing on cue.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Impersonates Elvis and lives in the bathroom at Dennys down the street.
  • kelseysized
    kelseysized Posts: 146 Member
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    Was once working on a ferry for the Alaska Marine Highway as a cook.
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
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    Was on the show I.D. for being the Deadliest Catch
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He is really a Palin but added letters after the Sarah Palin embarrassment!
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
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    She's really Fifty Cent but decided to pull a Michael Jackson and Bruce Jenner!
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
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    farts if she laughs too hard
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Licked the neighbours knees ..

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